Thursday, May 18, 2006

tomato head feels like its brain is squishy like a putty.
tomato head does not like it when it's unhappy,
but it doesn't like it when others' are unhappy too.
It becomes a dilemma of sorts.
Tomato head feels at fault all the time, and it's miserable.

tomato head decides to try its best to keep it in, if it makes everyone happy.
tomato head likes chilli sauce alot.
But, because tomato is but a tomato, and it should find some ketchup instead.
And tomato head being a tomato, can only roll along and it can't take giant leaps towards it's destination.
So tomato head needs time and a little more egging on.

Dog says tomato head is stupid, tomato head resents tt but deep down it knows too.
"Don't mix with onions." dog says, "They stink. chilli's not your flavour either."

"But we're all veggies aren't we?", replies tomato head.

"Yes. But they leave a bad after taste don't they?", retorts dog.

That's why all veggies are stupid and the stupidest of them all is the tomato. And tt is also y dogs don't eat veggies. The End.

by tab at 1:02 AM |