Friday, October 03, 2003

So, i got another paper back wif lousy results. I think i was visibly disappointed when i got it back. I think someone tried to cheer me up by doing something, which was not very nice so i shan't mention it. But i thank u for ur effort, it did lighten my anguish a lil' *devious grin* ah well... Nothing vanilla ice-cream and loads of luffter can't cure. In spite of the shortened timetable, the days r getting draggy. Doesn't help wif crap lectures and mock scheduled after sch. It's ironic tt it's we've the shortened time table yet we're ending later. But, later, earlier makes no difference, i'd rather we're allowed to stay at home to do our own study. All in favour say 'Aye'. Aiye.... typical s'poreans? We lament n complain and in the end we know we can do nth to change the fact n we follow through it. I say the j2s stage a non-violent protest where we'll haf a sit-out(on nice comfy sleeping bags) cum hunger-strike(wif proper water bottles-strictly no recycled pink dolphins or evians, and notes at hand, who says we haf to compromise on As ya?) at the aj sq n we'll refuse to budge until they allow us to stay home to study. Y aj sq? cos we'll b in close proximity to the canteen and we'll prove our resolve by resisting the smell of food wafting frm the canteen and we'll also impede morning assembly routine by refusing lift our butts off the grd to sing the national anthem, boy will the j1s b trilled. We'd carry banners painted in red paint tt read "Free us now!!" We could even push for subsidies to the subsequent printed practice papers. (They're absolutely burning a big hole in my pocket) And once again we'd make headlines in The Newpaper. muaahaha.. gd? Or, (There must always b an EITHER n OR just like maths n chem paper) we could all just boycott sch n stay home to study. Nobody is gonna follow this shit, n i hope i won't b pin-pointed as the mastermind if this reallie becomes a reality (which is close to impossible). I shall haf to practice this line just in case tt happens. -waves hand frantically- "Not me, not me!!"
The more i type, the more ludicrous it gets. The scary thing is i actuallie enjoyed fabricating this stuff. Oh no. i'm starting to sound like mr wee.

by tab at 11:59 PM |